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I DON'T WANT TO QUIT THE BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

and I don't want to go to sleep, but are very inefficient at the moment and will probably do so anyway.

 

I DON'T WANT TO QUIT THE BLOG!

but haven't got anything more to write.

 

As a swede, I have to complain.

My foot hurts! and my other foot too. And the infektion aint making it better. And i will get a bill for some amount of money, which i dont want to spend. I'll rather go blind!

I have too much to do this upcoming week, and it will not pass without diaphragm and nose bleed, thats a fact. And ive sleept far too little in too many days. i want coffee. i want to sleep. i want to do something. i want you to listen to satan takes a holiday. DAMN they're good!

There is a lot of stress going on. It's the last year in Gymnasiet and I have no intention to keep on studying. Everyone will go separate ways and then.. we'll die.

It's a huge part of the “growing-up”process I guess, so I came to think of my childhood heroes. :D

We're talking about the most Swedish animals there is!

Let's start with our bear. The strongest bear in the world in fact!

 -Bamse, how come he's the strongest?

- Because he's a junkie. He's addicted to the honey which his grandma provides him with. And without it he's powerless.

Bamse lives in a comic book made for children, but right now I'm thinking about if he really is a good role-model..

a junkie.. grandmas honey..

-HOLY SHIT! I destroyed Bamse for myself with this contribution. Damn!

 

Oh! Why are the biggest “for-child” characters in Sweden the strongest? We do have Pippi Longstocking too.. and they're both big idols for kids.. -

-Perhaps we secretly wish for our kids to go to war? Or fight often? Kill each other?
Or just being plain obnoxious.

 

The other one is someone close to my heart.

Grodan Boll, a great character which I admire awfully much. A stupid, friendly creature whom always gets in adventures.

 

-In one really old grodan boll film, from 1956, he really is a grotesk racist. But he's been doing a great deal of progress since, and now he really is totally awesome :)

-And his racist days are over for forever! 

Woho! 

Alcohol is a form of drug. Its Ok as long it's not about alcoholics and unpleasant people. I think alcohol is such huge thing for us swedes since we're such uptight people, we have a issue when it comes to relaxing. You cant blame us for it since we live in this cold, strict country.

-We need help!


On Friday I felt really really ill, and it was a party going on in my corridor. With my bouncing headache I disliked the music they played, whatever it was they played.

-But it wasn't even late and I really didn't care so much for it, UNTIL! Two blonds were screaming outside my window, on the fire stairs. And they were really screaming their lungs out, with their awful voices.





One was going to kill herself, the other one was angry on the first girl and wanted to go back to the party.


The weirdest mess i've ever heard. A bit funny though.

The girl who wanted to go back to the party finally went back and left her friend screaming and crying with someone else consoling her. Next day they all were in peace. Like nothing had happend. Stupid people I say!


-These girls are a good example of what we call fjortisar. People who knows how to dress but not how to behave. A false group of people whom are totally incompetent when it comes to stand up on their own. People who are bitches and saints in one.

stereotypically id say they look like this.

Laying in bed all morning, a very long morning i must ad, reading and studying, i suddenly realized that nothing has been mentioned about films. Even though it's a huge part of todays generation and culture.

In a week I'd say that a “normal” person in my age sees at least 3 films per week.

AT LEAST.

-This entrance will be added for the sake of humanity!

 

The best Swedish film Ive seen, must be Den osynlige (The Invisible) from 2002. Fact is that my favorite Swedish actress is in it, Tuva Novotny.

 

 

-It  is so good, and brilliant, that the Americans decided to make an terrible (or terriblE -if you'll pardon my French) remake in 2007.

 

 

The most famous Swedish movie-series must be Beck. About Martin Beck. A Swedish police with his brutal police-mate, Gunvald who just screams at everyone and beats them up, and becks alcoholic to neighbor called Ingvar.

 

I would call it the swedes respond to James Bond.

 

See the likeness..

 

The only difference between James Bond and Martin Beck is that Bond has a lot of one night stands and Beck.. not.

 

-and that Beck is old and  Bond old, BUT not so old. And Bond think of himself as a charming fellow.

That Beck needs an sidekick to become more interesting and Bond rather stay single in all matters. Beck has a daughter and Bond nice cars. Bond likes traveling and Beck stays at home, even in the winter. Bond LOVES to dress for all events, even as a smurf, Beck looks the same most days.

 

But they both has surnames beginning with the letter B!

 

-Both wont die.

 

 

I love to hear new music and artist, just follow the different music waves and guess who will become the next great thing. Therefore I spend a lot of my time searching in all kind of genres to dig out the best of the best.

And not to forget, the best throughout time.

 

Sometimes, just sometimes, i get to hear some Swedish musician whom spread pride over our small country.

 

Sooo lets bring up some swedes, right?

 

Last spring I heard this girl

 

 

-Adiam Dymott, and as long as she wont have to follow her real “life-plan” then I would say that even if it just was a brief moment she took on the stage, she can go far. A funny thing is that she'd never dreamt of becoming a musician, it was all a big coincidence.

 

 

A huge thing in Sweden, as in everywhere in the world right now, is the so called ”idol”series, some devilry we´ve inherited by the British. -Gosh how blonde we swedes are!

The stupidest idea ever. BUT! For two series ago this kiddo gave it a go. And if anything; she'll leave you speechless.

 

 

Anna Bergendalh will also be standing on tomorrows final “schlagerfestival” (something I've mentioned about in a earlier blog entrance) perhaps she'll win.

Perhaps not.

But be so sure! It's not the last time this woman will use her voice.  -That is, if she'll wont be killing all the other rivals with her guitar strings. Oh! Notice how her guitar mysteriously disappears in the video.

 

PS. I wrote this yesterday so the final music contest part is today. And I thought i should mention more shit, but the entrance is long already, and i don't bloody feel like it. ;P

 

One of my favorite Swedish feature about myself is something that other Swedish folks often find a strong disliking for.

I'm talking about slurping. The loudest way of drinking.

To have a warm cup of.. anything, and just slurp it all, as loud as possible, down the throat.
Nothing beats it.

I'm sitting here with a cup of coffee at the moment. (or almost.. in a minute. I've MENTALLY started to drink it)

And oh my gosh my jolly how I love it!
I guess the slurping makes the coffee 5707564853533257887879 times better!

-according to me.

 

MORE SLURPING FOR THE people!

 

Correction : in Sweden we hate slurpers, but I love to slurp and have strong suspicion that everyone does it in secret. What ever they pretend to think about it in general^^